get stoned protected

The stone protectors were a handsome bunch who really knew how to rock. it was hard for them not to rock considering they has stones implanted in there chest. These stones became there way to fame and finally there own t.v. show. It wasn't until much later an autopsy of Chester, the convicted rapist and basest, would show that the stones would release large amounts of a semi-synthetic psychedelic drug. This would explain the disillusion and irrational behavior commonly found with the stone protectors. the video posted here is one of the early "stone protecting" years. later in life, Maxwell would drive his car into a "ball pit" located outside of a Mcdonalds in northern Utah killing him instantly. cliff married then murdered his wife and kids believing they were trying to "remove his stone". Angus was deported back to Russia to face charges of child pornography and still remains there today. Chester was found guilty of the rape of a 63 year old man inside the bathroom of a Shoney's. while in jail he was found dead with his own dick in his mouth. later autopsy showed it had been forced down his throat and his death was dubbed suicide sense he was in a single man jail cell. Cornelius still tours to this day under the name "Stone Protected". He is the last remaining touring member and the only member to ever have his stone removed. The stone now resides in the Seattle rock and roll museum where legend has it, if you stare at the stone for over 10 minutes, you get diarrhea.
-m. grizzly